Stylish

The scene:  Little Mama is painting her nails with Sleeping Beauty nail polish.

Little Mama: Do I look stylish, mommy?

Me:  Yes, you do.  But do you know what stylish means?

Little Mama:  Yes, I do.

Me:  What?

Little Mama:  It means you have to have paint on your fingers and toes.

Evidently, I'm completely out of style since I need a pedicure ASAP.  Make sure your fingers and toes are painted, will ya?!